Nov 03
Why wouldn’t the bird
let her chicks go near
the pig pen?
She didn’t want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
Nov 03
Why wouldn’t the
piglet’s mother let her
read romantic novels?
She was afraid her daughter would run away with
a wolf.
Nov 03
Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with
toads?
She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.
Nov 03
What did the pig say
when he found a line of
ants in his trough?
“Mmm. Canapes.”
Nov 03
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New
York?
Pigpockets.
Nov 03
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized
his
story?
Because they called it garbage.
Nov 03
Why did the pig send his story to New
York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Nov 03
What famous pig actor made a movie about
Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
Nov 03
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of
grapes
?
A swine gut !