Nov 11
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look
? Listen’. And
while I was doing that the train hit me.
Nov 11
The police are looking for a
thief with one
eye
Why don’t they use two?
Nov 11
Police officer: And what do you think you
are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking for the main
artery, officer.
Nov 11
What did the police
officer say to his
stomach?
I’ve got you under a vest.
Nov 11
What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman police officer?
A fair cop.
Nov 11
What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop.
Nov 11
“I’ll have to report you, sir,” said the
traffic cop
to the speeding driver. “You were doing 85 miles an hour.”
“Nonsense,
officer,” declared the driver. “I’ve only been in the
car for ten
minutes.”
Nov 11
How can you tell if you are looking at a police
glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.
Nov 11
Woman: Officer you must help. I’ve just
lost my wig.
Police officer: Certainly, ma’am, we’ll comb the
area.
Nov 11
Cop: Why didn’t you stop when I shouted at you
back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying “Good morning,
Mr. Mayor.”
Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast
through the next
town.