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A Congressman was once asked about his
attitude toward whiskey.
“If you mean the demon drink that poisons the
mind, pollutes the body,
desecrates family life, and inflames
sinners, then I’m against it.”
“But if you mean the elixir of Christmas
cheer, the shield against
winter chill, the taxable potion that
puts needed funds into public
coffers to comfort little crippled
children, then I’m for it.”
“This is my final position, and I will not
compromise!”

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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw

in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of
its own revolution.

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Q:
What has dual airbags and has lots of
room?
A: The White House.

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Q: How many MP’s
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a
fact-finding
committee to learn more about how it’s done.

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Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven’t got a policy on
that.

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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw

in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates
representing all the social,
economic, and ethnic communities.
A:
Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from

jerking.
A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are
already part of
the environment.

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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to change
a lightbulb ?
A: None. “Well it’s not really a
question of should we change it or
should we not change the lightbulb,
but more a question of…(blah blah
waffle)”

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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.

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Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change a light
bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on
the merit of the previous
bulb.

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A reporter heard Bush and one of his
underlings talking in the
hallway:

“Mr President, how do we know
for sure Iraq has weapons of mass
destruction?”

Pres says:
“You think we’re stupid boy??? We made copies of all the

receipts!!”

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