Nov 15
Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celery!
Nov 15
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.
Nov 15
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Nov 15
What do you get if you pour boiling water
down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !
Nov 15
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
Nov 15
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
Nov 15
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one “ok we
can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the
other
rabbit says, “were going to run for it you idiot I’m your
brother.
Nov 15
A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
“What are you doing in
there?” she asked.
The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t
it?”
The lady confirmed, “Yes.” “Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m
westing.”
Nov 14
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
Nov 14
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
80
million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.