Young woman sat down in small
restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.
“I’ll have a hamburger
please.”
“Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added.
“Make that
well done.”
Waitres turned away again.
“Torture
it!” she yelled.
The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket
approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet?”
“Go
down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you
see
the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on
in.”
There was an awful fight at the seafood
restaurant.
Four fish got battered!
Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I’ve
finished my
meal.
Q:What did one plate say to the other
plate?
A:(’Lunch is on me!’)
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner
one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
“The chicken sounds good; I’ll have
that,” the woman says.
The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he
asks.
“Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies.
An American tourist was lunching in a
restaurant
in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained
each dish as
he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the
duck; this the
leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.”
Then came the
dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited
for the explanation.
Silence. “Well?” he finally asked, “What’s
this?” The waiter
replied, “It’s a friend of duck.”
How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
“Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve
just cashed up.”
How
many McDonald’s counter girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put
some chips with it.
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