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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
fits
like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.

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Salesman: This jug is
genuine Indian
pottery.
Customer: But it says “Made in Cleveland.”
Salesman:
Haven’t you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket

calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

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Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says “all cotton.”
Salesman: Oh, that’s just to
keep the moths away.

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Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
Valentine’s
Day?
Rugs and kisses!

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A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the
doorway of
a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that
the saucer is
extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually
into the store and
offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The
storeowner replies “I’m sorry, but the cat isn’t for sale.
The
collector says, “Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to
catch
mice. I’ll pay you twenty dollars for that cat.”
And the owner
says “Sold,” and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, “Hey,
for the twenty bucks I wonder if you
could throw in that old saucer.
The cat’s used to it and it’ll save me
from having to get a
dish.”
And the owner says, “Sorry buddy, but that’s my lucky saucer. So
far
this week I’ve sold sixty-eight cats.”

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What happened when the man asked the salesman

for a good belt?
“O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as
he gave him a good
belt.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate
salesman?
Lots.

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What salesman has the slickest line?
A
hair grease salesman.

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