Dec 01
Pupil: The
art teacher doesn’t like what
I’m making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil:
Mistakes !
Dec 01
Mother: “Why are you home from school so
early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: “Who threw the
eraser at the principal?”
Dec 01
Principal: Do you do
your homework?
Kid:
Now & Then
Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here &
There
Principal: Put him in the closet!!!
Kid: Hey, When will I get
out?
Principal: Oh, sooner or later
Dec 01
Science teacher: What happened when
electricity was first discovered?
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
Dec 01
Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.
Dec 01
Teacher: What is the formula for
water ?
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ?
George: Sure, you said H to O !
Dec 01
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an
example of
COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same
time.”
Dec 01
Q: What did one math book say to the
other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Dec 01
Q. Why did the jellybean go to
school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Nov 30
Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your
head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head
for two days !