Dec 03
What do you call a snake who works for the
governement ?
A civil serpent !
Dec 03
What kind of letters did the snake get from his
admirers ?
Fang letters !
Dec 03
What’s long, green and goes hith ?
A snake
with a lisp !
Dec 03
“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely
?
“Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !
Dec 03
What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
Dec 03
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
“Go forth and multiply” ?
They couldn’t, they were adders !
Dec 03
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
I’m a
python.
Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.
Dec 03
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to
death.
Dec 03
Why did
the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.
Dec 03
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.