Dec 05
What does an astronaut do
when he gets
angry?
He blasts off:
Dec 05
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The
one with the biggest head.
Dec 05
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot,
what
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.
Dec 05
What did the astronaut see on his
skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
Dec 05
Why are astronauts successful
people ?
Because they always go up in the world !
Dec 05
Why did the boy become an
astronaut
?
Because he was no earthly good !
Dec 05
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
?
At parking meteors !
Dec 05
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
Dec 05
How do spacemen pass the time on long
trips
?
They play astronauts and crosses !
Dec 05
First Spaceman: I’m hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !