Dec 14
What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste.
Dec 14
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night.
Dec 14
What do you get if you cross teeth
with
candy ?
Dental floss !
Dec 14
What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its
mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Dec 13
What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
“Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”
Dec 13
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Dec 13
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.
“What
lovely pearls, dear Beatrice,” she maliciously remarked. “Are
they
real?” Yes, nodded Lady Peel. “Of course,” the dowager
declared, “you
can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?”
“Gladly,”
Lady Peel replied. “But remember, Duchess, you can’t tell
real pearls
with false teeth.”
Dec 13
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
yet?…Son:
I don’t know. The dentist kept it
Dec 13
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all
come out at night.