Dec 15
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
Yellow?
Dec 15
How do, like, really laid-back types answer
the phone?
Mellow.
Dec 15
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
wire?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Dec 15
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
They both have rings!
Dec 15
What did the answering machine say to the
telephone?
Take my word for it.
Dec 15
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
H-E-L-L-O!
Dec 15
How can you tell if someone who’s just had
a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!
Dec 15
How can you tell if someone who’s having a
temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!