Dec 23
What do you get if you cross a
sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
Dec 23
“I can’t believe
it,” said the
tourist. “I’ve been here an entire week and it’s done
nothing but
rain. When do you have summer here?”
“Well, that’s hard to
say,” replied the local. “Last year, it was
on a Wednesday.”
Dec 23
How can you tell elephants love to
travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
Dec 23
Well-known lodging chain
announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you’ll see
a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an
M&M.
Dec 23
What is a twip?
A twip is what
a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
Dec 22
What
people travel the most?
Romans.
Dec 22
What does a witch get if she’s a
poor traveler?
Broom sick.
Dec 22
What steps should you take if you
see a dangerous animal
on your travels?
Very large ones.
Dec 22
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
travel is very
good for you. It broadens the mind.
Betty,
muttering: If you’re anything to go by, that’s not all it
broadens!
Dec 22
There was a man staying the night
in a hotel. He called the
front desk and said,
“Excuse me, sir,
I’ve got a leak in my sink.”
The man at the front desk replied,
“Oh, okay, go ahead, but most
guests just use the toilet.”