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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a

snail?
I don’t know but it would slow him down.

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Why did the vampire stand
at the bus stop
with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
A
Bloody Mary.

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Why are vampire families so close?
Because
blood is thicker than water.

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?

Vein-illa.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor.

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What’s Dracula’s car called?
A mobile
blood unit.

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What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count
Drugula.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because
they make themselves cross.

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