Dec 29
What is a buttress?
A female
goat.
Dec 29
One goldfish to his tankmate:
“If
there’s no God, who changes the water?”
Dec 29
Did you hear about the
boy who was
told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought
the teacher had said lions.
Dec 29
There was once a puppy called
May
who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she
was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why ? Because that was the end of May!
Dec 29
What happened to the lizard in the
wizard’s garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
Dec 29
What purrs along the road and leaves
holes in
the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Dec 29
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out
by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Dec 29
What would you get if you crossed a
grizzly with
the world’s greatest basketball player?
Bear
Jordan.
Dec 29
What are the most athletic
rodents?
Track and field mice.
Dec 29
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce
Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat
her with a shovel!