Jan 02
Waiter, there is a worm
on my plate
!
That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?
Jan 02
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Well you
did ask for something with a little body in it!
Jan 02
Waiter,
there is a fly in my soup !
Yes
sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor
!
Jan 02
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
Well you
did ask for a tongue sandwich !
Jan 02
Waiter, there’s a fly in my
soup !
Yes,
it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Jan 02
Waiter, are there
snails on the menu
!
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
Jan 02
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
!
Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Jan 02
Waiter, there is a bee in my
alphabet soup
!
Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters
too
!
Jan 02
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Hold on
sir, I’ll get the fly spray !
Jan 02
Waiter, I can’t eat this
meat, it’s
crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab
it as it goes by
!