Jan 11
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
Jan 11
Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they carry their own
light.
Jan 11
Q: How many Leos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although
sometimes
their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re
out.
Jan 11
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well
gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on
the bulb and where it
burned out. It might perhaps take just one if
it’s just an ordinary
bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t
know where to find a new light
bulb, or perhaps …
Jan 11
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the
dark?
Jan 11
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you?
Jan 11
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to
change
a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Jan 11
Q: How many
Pisceans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s
out?
Jan 11
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?
Jan 11
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room
long enough
for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.