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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur

with a pig?
Jurassic pork!

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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

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Q: Why didn’t the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb

and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat

hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.

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Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police

force?
They can’t hide behind billboards.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two

legs?
To give the ants a chance.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle

between two and four in the afternoon?
That’s when dinosaurs are
jumping out of palm trees.

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Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.

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Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There’s
nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if
she answers, it’s
female.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

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What’s red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A dinosnore !

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What followed the dinosaur ?
It’s tail
!

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !

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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

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Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.

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Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops

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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur

family called?
A: Ptera Don

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Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road

anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

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Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a

pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and

down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw

the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

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