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How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On
the sprin-ternet.

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How do mountainers send messages?
By
ski-mail.

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How do really posh dogs send messages?
By
predigree-mail.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes
sincerely.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?
Scent.

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How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.

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How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish
fingers.

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How do writers send e-mail?
On the
Inkernet.

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How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his
goldfinger.

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How does Robin hood send messages around

Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail!

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I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!

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Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils
that
I’m ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted
to keep it a
secret.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their

e-mails?
Best viscious.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their

e-mails?
Beast wishes.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’
Check for bugs in
your system.

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When do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are read.

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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it
through the letterbox.

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I’ve
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don’t be silly, my dog never reads
e-mails!

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Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.

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What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.

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Why don’t vikings send e-mails?
They prefer
to use Norse code.

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Why don’t you stamp e-mails?
Because your
foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don’t have a
comuter.
Pupil: Exactly!

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Do you send e-mails on your home
computer?
What’s the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a
chat.

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How come you
never write e-mails?
I’d
rather send a note!

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How do athletes send e-mails?
On the
Inter-sweat.

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How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee
mail.

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How do dolphins send messages?
By
sea-mail.

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How do footballers send messages?
By
referee-mail.

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How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By
Spaghett-e-mail!

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Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his

PC?
Because it was on old croc.

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Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to

the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.

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Why didn’t the internit get any

e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They’d rather give each other a ring.

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Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to check his
e-mail.

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