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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it’s always on a sundae!

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What is a dog’s favourite Easter
treat?

Jelly bones!

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
“hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?
The Easter
Elephant.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.

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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He

looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper!

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What’s the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One’s a hare-head and the other’s an
air-head!

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What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!

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What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the

Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

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How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be
empty.

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Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

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What’s pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people’s foot!

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What’s long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on

your head?
An Easter bunnet!

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Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your
arm?”
Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.”
Boy 1: “Eating Easter
candy won’t give you a bruise.”
Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big
brother’s candy!”

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter

Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!

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What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on

trees?
The Easter Bunana!

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into

your mouth?”
“Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears.”

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Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
“Sure!”
“Here. Have some plastic grass.”

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“Why are you studying your Easter

candy?”
“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the

chocolate egg!”

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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who

sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail!

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his

head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!

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What would you get if you crossed the

Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!

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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

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Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter

basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

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How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?

They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

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What’s red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs

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What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter

basket?
The Easter Barney!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those

eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

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What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!

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Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.

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How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

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How should you send a letter to the Easter

Bunny?
By hare mail!

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!

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What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!

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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of
story?
A cotton tale!

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To a re-tail store!

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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

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Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!

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What is the Easter Bunny’s
favourite sport?

Basket-ball, of course!

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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state

capital?
Albunny, New York!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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