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Zoo jokes

Jokester — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Zoo jokes

Jokester — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000

A father and his small son were standing in front

of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said
expectantly. “What bus should I take
home?” the boy finished.

Zoo jokes

Jokester — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can’t afford the admission.

Zoo jokes

Jokester — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Zoo visitor: What’s the new
baby hippo’s
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell
me.

Zoo jokes