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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group

hugs!

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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.

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yo
mama’s teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.

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yo
mama’s teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, “i got
sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like

she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

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yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of

British gas.

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
poeple thinks
shes and oil spill.

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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable

and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

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Yo
Mama’s so fat she sank the
Titanic!

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Yo mama’s so stupid that she
burned down
the house with a CD burner.

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Yo mama’s house is so small you
have to
go outside to change your mind.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she
ordered a
cheeseburger without the cheese.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood

test.

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears

pierced by harpoon.

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yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..

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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of

China when it was just ok

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Your Momma’s so black she got counted

absent at night school.

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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

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yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it

says next stop hell

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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs

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yo mamma so fat she make a whale look
bulimic

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yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!

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Yo
mama so ugly she got beat up by her
imaginary friends

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yo mama so fat she has seat belts
on the
chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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YO MAMA IS SO
FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER
YOU GET LOST!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole
free
bread.

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
was on the
scale!

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and

watches the couch

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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Yo Mama’s so fat that while
she’s sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse
me
mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

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Yo Mama’s so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are
family…!”

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You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide
with a dorito!

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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and

stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the

lights”.

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Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in
sections

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Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and

got stuck.

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Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a
“Furniture
World” and slept on the floor.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a

chinese phone book

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her

fore-head to make up her mind.

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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can’t
believe it’s not butter.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
in a
telephone booth.

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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN

THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

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Yo mama
so fat when God said, “Let there
be light” he he to ask her to move
out of the way.

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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light

bill!

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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON
HER DOOR AND A
ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and

everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN
THEY SAID THAT IT
IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A
SPOON.

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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
crocodile dundy in her
foot bath.

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a

groceiry store and starved.

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco

Bell, they run for the border !!

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie

jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns

falling!

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over
to use
the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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Yo mama’s so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!

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Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt

off at the
strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut
from Star Wars

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Yo
mama is so fat…that she makes
Godzilla look like an action figure

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Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue

and green sweater,everyone thought
she was Planet Earth

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Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch
in
her
family tree!

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Your momma is so fat that her measurements
are 26-34-28,
and her other arm is just as big!

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your mama so fat she was going to
walmart
tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

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Yo Mama’s so
fat she uses an air balloon
for
parachute.

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Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to

long you will go blind!

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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two
trains
just to get on her good side.

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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car
for
gas money.

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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
at
Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made

skittles.

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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind

people!!!!

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
n thought she
was pregnant.

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your mama’s so fat the government forced her
to wear
tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

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yo mama is so fat
you could use her
belly
button as a wishing well…

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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as

a
slip and slide.

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Yo mama is so ugly the government
moved
halloween to her birthday.

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yo mama so fat that when she puts on her

yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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Yo
mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she
said who threw the pebble.

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ur
mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar
and made 4 quarters pop out.

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UR
MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT
JEALOUS.

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YO momma so fat that they had to install

speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
around her!

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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach

the tide comes in!

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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she
goes
New York, L.A., Chicago

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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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Yo
mama so fat when she goes to an
amusement park, people try to ride
HER!

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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and
it made a dollar!

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no

one else gets sun!

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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes

straight to hell!

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
she gets
stuck!!!

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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high
heels, she strikes
oil!

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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!

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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and

Greenpeace threw her in!

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Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on
and
it weave her cull

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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
up in
bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

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yo mama is so stupid when
she asked me
what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said
Levis.

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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
starter jacket!

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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in

hieroglyphics!!

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Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
and I
missed 3 commercials.

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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I
was in
the backyard.

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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried
to
take her picture!

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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign

and waited for it to turn green.

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Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she

fills the tub then turns on the water.

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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr
as a
beeper.

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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the basement window.

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Yo’moma so fat she jumped off the
Grand
Canon and got stuck

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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W’s.

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Yo mama so skinny she
hula hoops with a
cheerio

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and

dissapeared.

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income

family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote

control just to operate her remote!

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Yo mama so lazy that she came in
last
place in a recent snail marathon.

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Yo mama head so small she use
a tea-bag
as a pillow.

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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear

pierced and died.

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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You

ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper
goes off,
people thought she was backing up

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Yo mama so fat her nickname
is “Lardo”

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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Yo mama so fat
people jog around her for
exercise

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat

next to everyone

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
and
spain claimed her for then new world

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy

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Yo mama so fat when she has
wants someone
to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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Yo mama
so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says “okay!”

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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow

raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with

a paint-roller

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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she
landed on 12th

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she
brings down
the bridge too

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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
wear
“Caution! Wide Turn”

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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it

read “one at a time, please”

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
scale
it says we don’t do livestock.

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Yo mama so fat she’s got her own
area
code!

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s
smuggling a
Volkswagon!

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Yo mama so ugly that
your father takes
her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss
her goodbye.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
and she
died.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is
1!

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Yo mama so old that when she was in school

there was no history class.

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses

in her yearbook.

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
expired on
it.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
was still a
prince.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with
dinosaurs.

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in

Roman numerals.

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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her

shirts.

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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow
traffic slows
down when she smiles!

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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick
that when
she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see

into the future.

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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a
large
pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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Yo mama house so small you have
to go
outside to change your mind.

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Yo mama nose so big she makes
Pinochio
look like a cat!

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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from

the weight!

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it

they looked like stiches.

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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
have
license plates!

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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
cordless
phone.

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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.

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Yo mama is
missing a finger and can’t
count past nine.

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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

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Yo mama
rouchy, the McDonalds she works
in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

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Yo
mama mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
picture!

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Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was
marked absent!

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked
absent!

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and

was marked absent!

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Yo mama
so short she poses for
trophies!

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Yo mama so short she has to use a
ladder
to pick up a dime.

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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the

curb.

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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the

bed.

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
contest, they said
“Sorry, no professionals.”

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her

mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go

bury it.”

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Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a
costume when she
tried out for Star Wars.

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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee

cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to

dress up for Halloween.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,

they turn off the surveillence cameras

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
tie a
steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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Yo mama
so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say “Wow,
is it Halloween already?”

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the

street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Yo
mama so ugly when they took her to the
beautician it took 12 hours. .
.for a quote!

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
water jumped
out!

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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t
talk to her!

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Yo mama
so ugly for Halloween she trick
or treats on the phone!

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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to

stone!

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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for
life

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle

stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped over
a rock
and hit her head on the moon.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in
Michigan
and hit her head in Florida.

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Yo mama so bald even a wig
wouldn’t
help!

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her
mind

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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and

got brain-washed.

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Yo mama so poor
when I ring the doorbell
she says,”DING!”

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Yo mama so poor your
family ate cereal
with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mama so poor she was in
K-Mart with a
box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said,
“Buying
luggage.”

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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can

down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said

“Moving.”

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Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay
attention!

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